Because I know the four people who have looked at my blog in the past month care what I think, here are my random thoughts about the CrossFit Games this year. (Not all are related to actual fitness.)
- Seeing Dave Castro wearing a Miranda Oldroyd t-shirt/jersey when announcing the final events this year rubs me wrong. For a “sport” that says that it is unkown and unknowable this, to me, screams the possibility that some athletes may know what the workouts will be prior to everyone else. There are rumors on various sites that claim they have definitive evidence and/or knowledge that some athletes know what the Open, Regional or Games events will be prior to everyone else. That isn’t fair.
- And speaking of this, some of the judges are Level 1 CrossFit instructors. What is wrong with that? Many of the athletes competing are also Level 1 CrossFit instructors. They spend weekends together, travel together and spend quite a bit of time together. Wouldn’t it seem somewhat plausible that these judges might look the other way or give the benefit of the doubt if they are judging someone they work with 10 or 12 (or more) weekends a year? Someone they know really well and like.
- I don’t like the scoring. I think it needs a complete overhaul. Why is the scoring at the Games different than Regionals or the Open? Make it the same.
This was posted on Drywall’s Facebook page yesterday:
A lot of people have been messaging me saying “Hey Drainpipe, Reebok is forcing WSOE exercisers to wear their shoes this year, pls comment, pls.”
Form letter response:
I should fucking hope so. Putting millions of dollars into a fringe event so has-beens can pretend they didn’t already wash out of their real sports and compete at exercise for money? Wear your free fucking shoes and say thank you.
First, if you don’t follow Drywall, you should. He’s funny. If you can’t laugh at yourself you live a miserable life. I know he hates on CrossFit a lot, but he is funny.
Second, he hits the nail on the head pretty often and this is one of those cases.
I love watching the CrossFit Games, Regionals and watching any/all videos related to the Open. My brother and his family will be in town the week of the CrossFit Games and I am already trying to figure out how I can spend time with my family and watch the Games.
I know many think that football players or track athletes or basketball players or whatever are more fit than the CrossFit Games athletes, and I disagree. Sure, all of those athletes are superfit, but they are also specialized. Football players are conditioned to put out a ton of energy in five or nine second bursts, then rest. Track athletes are specialized in their single event. Maybe the decathletes have a claim, but how strong are they? You can go on and on for every sport – they are specialized. What I like about CrossFit athletes is that they can not only run for long distances in respectable times, but they can also lift heavy weights. CrossFit athletes can perform gymnastic moves like the muscle-up and snatch large loads. They can deadlift 405 pounds and turn around and walk on their hands. They are not specialized, but they can do a lot of things very well.
The CrossFit Games tests endurance and power. This makes it unique, in my eyes. This isn’t to say that if Ray Rice decided to ditch football and do nothing but train in a CrossFit gym for a year or two that he wouldn’t give the best of the best in CrossFit a run for their money, but if you put Ray Rice in the CrossFit Games right now he wouldn’t compete. This is what I like about the Games, it is different.
This is what I do NOT like about the NPFL, among other things. Continue reading
I regularly check CrossFit.com to look at the courses they offer (along with the WOD). I would like to get my CrossFit Kids certification someday as I think it would be a lot of fun working with children and then the Mobility course would be cool if you got lucky and Starret was there…anyway, you can’t look at available courses without scrolling through the 50 or 100 CrossFit Level 1 courses offered first.
It has always amazed me that every weekend there are like 10 CrossFit Level 1 courses offered and all of them are sold out. I think in my Level 1 course there must have been at least 50 people. That means that every weekend like 500 people are getting their Level 1.
Now, however, not all of the courses are sold out. I noticed this last weekend for the first time. Last weekend there were several courses with space available just a few days before the course started. This weekend does not have any availability, but as you can see from the pictures there are a lot of classes coming in the near future with plenty of space available. When I registered for my Level 1 two years ago I had to wait every week and watch for when they posted the new courses a month or six weeks in advance and register. If you didn’t register for your Level 1 as soon as the date/location was announced you probably would miss out as they sold out so quickly. When I registered for mine it wasn’t unlikely that all of the Level 1 courses listed on mainsite were sold out – ALL of them.
Yesterday CrossFit announced that its 10,000th affiliate opened its doors. When I first got my Level 1 there were two CrossFit gyms in Aurora (a rather big city with more than 330,000 citizens and a suburb of Denver which, even at that time, had CrossFit gyms located blocks from each other) and now there are six in Aurora with at least 10 additional CrossFit gyms right on the city boundaries. Sooner or later the market gets saturated. That is a law, or something. Sooner or later the supply is going to exceed the demand. That is definitely a law. And sooner or later the demand will be so high that the value of a CrossFit membership will plummet. Another law.
To that last point: enter Groupon. Continue reading
The “hang cleans” in the first half or so of this video are horrible. But, only CrossFitters have horrid form.
These two are obviously ripped and it looks like they are “hang cleaning” 235, but if they had any sort of decent form they could add 50 pounds. From the lack of creating leverage at the bottom of the lift, to the super early arm bends, to the lack of a shrug and a horrible catch which is hard on the wrists, they are ugly. Strong dudes, ugly form.
This is why you don’t let former footballers (US style) teach you the Olympic style lifts (unless they have had some additional training post-football). It’s all brute strength and little form. There are a few footballers that work out at my box and they all do this sort of stuff – and don’t get me started on how the body builder was holding the barbell. Strong as oxes, but form would add so much weight to their lifts.
Damn you Colorado and your fantastic selection of quality micro brews!
I had this bright idea after Memorial Day weekend to do a Whole 30. My nutrition had slowly went downhill and had gotten to the point where it was just brutal. And by brutal I don’t mean eating fast food once a day, but instead of eating really clean six to seven days a week and then having one cheat meal, or two, I was eating cookies and candy much more frequently. On top of that I was literally starting to base my life around when and how I was going to get my next diet soda. I would drive home and maybe take certain routes because a gas station had cheap refills.
I was getting super pathetic.
It wasn’t showing on the scale so I figured everything was A-OK. But it wasn’t. I started drinking diet soda because I felt it would keep me from eating sweets. I thought that if I had a diet soda it would keep me from treats. I figured that zero calorie soda was better than cookies, candy and other sugary treats that do have calories.
Then I started consuming both. Point defeated.
So, here I am on Memorial Day weekend and I am eating junk, more junk and then some more junk. I am downing diet soda after diet soda. I decide to do a Whole 30 and why wait? Let’s start it on Tuesday following Memorial Day.
Everything was fine and dandy to begin with. I was eating clean, planning, packing and no diet soda. A few days into my Whole 30 I was soda free and after four or five days the really bad cravings were gone. I was determined to replace diet soda with iced tea. I have never been a tea drinker, but this time I was determined to replace diet soda with tea – and it was working. I was brewing my own at work and buying it at the store when I had to go for a walk. Of course I was sure to get the kind without junk in it – just tea and water (I am amazed how many tea packets have soy lecithin in them!). Continue reading